Posted 12 hours ago

prozdvoices:

onecarefulowner wanted me to do a recording of this.  Well, if THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.  Man, I haven’t seen Spongebob in ages.

Original post by iamtallandthin

Posted 12 hours ago

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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Posted 3 days ago

disgustinganimals:

colonel—dog:

buzzfeed:

sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.

so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?

a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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Posted 4 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

whywhitefriendswhy:

elusivelyshani:

I’m not even a man but I’m a black woman and I’ve experienced this on the subway, elevators, etc. And I ALWAYS want to do that “boo!” Part.

OMG

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Posted 6 days ago
"No way in" -Ray

"No way in" -Ray

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Posted 6 days ago

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

Posted 1 week ago

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

Nope